Tagged by (and thanks to) Monika. Almost everyone is taking it up. So will I.
If I were a month, I’d be January – Is there still anyone out there who does not know why?!?
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday!!! – Weekend, baby!
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3am – Coz that’s the time I am sleeping for sure!
If I were a season, I’d be winters – Heat or cold? I’d rather freeze than roast!
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars – What a stupid question! Has ANYONE visited any other planet? I chose Mars because I like that chocolate.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Shark – Scare the crap out of everyone!
If I were a direction, I’d be West – I don’t know why!
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a 3 seater sofa – To laze and lie around all day
If I were a liquid, I’d be water – What other liquid is important?
If I were a tree, I’d be a mango tree – Because me is ‘aam aadmi’ (mango people!)
If I were a tool, I’d be a screw driver – Any guesses why? 😉
If I were an element, I’d be Hydrogen – Coz it’s the 1st element of the periodic table!
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Sapphire – Love the color!
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Electric Guitar – To knock everyone out!
If I were a color, I’d be Blue – As in blue movies!
If I were an emotion, I’d be Happiness – Plain and simple.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango – aam aadmi, remember?
If I were a sound, I’d be a Fart!!! LOL How’s that for a sound?!?
If I were a car, I’d be Audi – Love that logo. And the car too!
If I were food, I’d be a Hyderabadi Mutton Biryani – *droool*
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet – (Do I sound Gay?!)
If I were a scent, I’d be scent of a woman – haha common, I like that movie too!
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Clarks – Any time. Any day.
And if I were a bird, I’d be an Eagle – What poise. What vision.
And If I were to tag people I will tag – them. What else!
Alright people. Now don’t take my responses too seriously. Have fun.
Logical Obscurity 
First!
If I were a season, I’d be winters – Heat or cold? I’d rather freeze than roast! ,, Thatz so damn true!!!
U sleep @ 3 a.m daily 🙄
LOL @ aam aadmi 😉 Cool 8)
fartttt!!!! eeks 🙄
Screw driver? U wanna tighten the screws on someone 😛
And no u dnt sound gay 😉
thanks. that’s a consolation! 😀
hehe
@screwdriver – close. i wana do more! 😀
ahem…can you elaborate what you mean by more? 🙄 coz I see both you and Hitchy are dying to be a screwdriver!
haha..well not so easily!!! 😀
No, I dont sleep at 3. But I am surely asleep at 3 am. Small difference.
Ohh! Lot of difference 😛 Gottya nw 😀
second 🙂
Yes you are 🙂
rofl at ur answers 🙂
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. That was the purpose 🙂
If I were a month, I’d be January – Is there still anyone out there who does not know why?!?
I reallly don know why 😦
Seriously? And you are a regular on this blog, isn’t it? Chullu bhar paani hai wahan?
Anyways, just go to archives of my blog, select Jan as a month and see my posts.
If you still don’t wanna do that, well here is the reason why.
20th Jan – Ibrahim’s bday
25th Jan – My wedding Annv.
“If I were a month, I’d be January – Is there still anyone out there who does not know why?!?” — I really donno !
“If I were a direction, I’d be West – I don’t know why!” — I know why ! becuz the sun rises in the east and you would want to sleep in that 3 seater sofa all day long !! 😀 😀 😀
“If I were a tool, I’d be a screw driver – Any guesses why? ” — nope, Im innocent and I have no clue what you are speaking about ! 😀
“If I were a color, I’d be Blue – As in blue movies!” — Im sure you didnt mean the Akshay Kumar starrer !! 😀
“If I were a taste, I’d be sweet – (Do I sound Gay?!)” — no, you sounded more like Karan Johar ! ohh, same difference ! 😀
Check my reply to Dew above to know the relevance of Jan in my life.
LOL yes, I wish I could do that. Back in blore, i actually had a big couch and used to laze around all day till evening before heading out to work.
hahaha actually what’s exactly what I meant. 😀
Was waiting for you to do this, after Monu tagged us both. 🙂
Why screw driver ???? Even Hitchy said the same…..
Hyd Mutton Briyani – Thot you’ll tell this, being a Hyderabadi ….yummmmmyyyyy….
Being sweet – certainly sound gay !!!!
Was curious abt that Blue colour – as in blue movies !!!! 🙄
Fun read. 🙂
Comon, take a guess why screwdriver. I don’t know why Dhiren said that but I know why I chose it 😉
Ofcourse, once a hyderabadi, always a hyderabadi 😀
LOL well then so be it 😀
What are you curious about? :p
LOL @aam aadmi. that is the only person worth being – every politician in the country is worried only about him 🙂
Loved the way you have done this tag 🙂
Thanks Smi. Why don’t you take it up? Do you want me to officially tag you?
gud read!
Glad you were entertained.
Blue??? seriously??? 😆 that’s where I just stuck…
What else could it possibly be!!! 😉
Screwdriver? Funny
hehe… 😀
Nice answer mars chocolate,i love galaxy
Blue like saawariya movie??
Fart?? pinkuda’s knows that sound,she immediately says fart if she hears that sound.
Hyderabad mutton biryani — typical hyderabadi 🙂
I actually like Snickers more and then Milkyway. But Mars was the only one I could link to here! I just love Galaxy chocolate milk 😀
haha..well,this is a nice family blog so yes, for the record, Saawariya type! 😉
Ofcourse. Nothing beats a good hyderabadi biryani 🙂
me too loves and loves Galaxy and I don’t get the thing here in USA easily. Have to act so sweet to my brothers so that they parcel it all the way from Dubai 😛
You have brothers in Dubai?
Should I be worried? 😀
I can swear they are as harmless as me
then i seriously have many reasons to be worried!!! 😀
very nice tag bro.. enjoyed reading it 🙂 🙂
Thanks dude. Glad you liked it 😀
There certainly are a lot other liquids… wonder why Rakesh didnt see that and got stuck at blue ?? huh ??
Rakesh’s mind went black and ‘blue’ so he could not ‘see’ anything beyond it 😉
mango people ha ha ha
and u negated the gay thought by adding the scent of woman so all is well 😉
Phew! I am relieved 😀 Didn’t wanna send out wrong signals!
😛 😛
If I were a tree, I’d be a mango tree – Because me is ‘aam aadmi’ (mango people!)
ROFL 😆 😆
I just like the cause… and I liked the tag too 😀
can I do this one? 😀
Thanks. Sure, take it up by all means dude 🙂
Consider yourself tagged!
Me likes Blue too but not for the same reason as you 🙄
You want to be a Fart?? Thank god the tag didn’t ask you whose Fart you would like to be.
Hyderabadi Mutton Biryani??? sobs…sobs…I want chicken biryani right now…mommyyyyyyyy
Fun tag and yeah for you wanting to be a shoe….I love shoes u see
Sound, sakshi, sound!! And thankfully the tag didn’t ask that coz I have an answer to that too!!
Why don’t you take up this tag? It is fun.
That sure was fun!
You want to shark to scare everyone..EVIL!!!!
Hyderabadi mutton biriyani..me too drooling at the thought of it.
I was sooo drooling after I wrote it that I had biryani last night!!! 😀
You did it great, I agree with Eagle too btw may I dare ask why month of Jan, well am asking it without going back and searching few facts on your blog, so don’t give me chullu bhar pani, just call me lazzzyy…its easy to ask you nai????
Yes but I answered that question earlier. Anyways, its OK. Its my favorite month and i don’t mind telling it out loud as many times as you want.
20th is Ibrahim’s bday and 25th my wedding annv. Oh, and 21st is my engagement date as well. All different years though.
Good read.
Massod, why don’t you visit my blog (a new one, needs encouragement and support from fellow bloggers) and if possible, link it to yours
Thanks Neena.
A quick suggestion: If you want to increase viewership to your blog, I suggest you visit as many blogs as you can and leave comments there. Other bloggers follow links of comments posted. So slowly and steadily, the number of visits to your blog will increase.
My first few months, I had an avg of less than 10 hits a day. With barely any comments. So don’t get disheartened. You’ll get your followers. Start by leaving comments on other blogs. Don’t want to sound rude but asking people to visit your blog normally does not work! 😀 All the best! 🙂
Loved your answer to ‘If I were a sOUND’ 🙂 Awesome 🙂
Hehe… Thanks Pal 🙂
It’s my first visit to your blog and I am loving the fun that has been going on after your funny, fantastic replies to the tag 🙂
Have fun and keep writing!!
Cheers!!
Welcome to my blog. Good to see you here. Glad that you had a fun.
Thanks and keep visiting! 🙂
Chatter Box hold your breath while you are here. Don’t go as usual sniffing around for perfume; as you see this is a FART ZONE
eh… I know I’m late here, but why screw driver??!!! 🙄
Loved the “Aam Aadmi” reply! 😀
yes, very late. where have ya been? no posts as well.
haha i cannot reply to that in a public forum! 😀
“If I were a tool, I’d be a screw driver – Any guesses why? 😉 “– Screw dheela hai..isliye?
“If I were a taste, I’d be sweet – (Do I sound Gay?!)” — Haan 😀
“If I were a scent, I’d be scent of a woman – haha common, I like that movie too!” — Ab to poora confirm ho gay-a.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars – What a stupid question! Has ANYONE visited any other planet? — I did. Planet of the Apes. Dekho mere shakal bhi milti hai. 😀
haha..finally someone gave a good answer to the screwdriver riddle! but alas, you are still wrong! 😀
abbe..scent of a women se gay kaise? pls explain :p
LOL haan aapki shakal bilkul milti hai hehe 😀
I did it too! 😀
you did? wonder how i missed that post. rushing over to read right away 🙂